I'm joking of course (mostly), but with his steal last night, Adam Dunn continued to match Brandon Phillips for the team lead in stolen bases with 6 each through 26 games. That puts him on pace for 37 steals. And given that he hasn't been caught yet (though I think Phillips' CS was a pick-off at first), Dunn has been the most successful base-stealer on the team. WTH?
And what a perfect situation in which to give Brad Salmon his big-league debut, eh? Zero pressure, kid, just get your feet wet and finish the ballgame.